Full contact word play; boys are weird
My crew was bashing each other as they rolled up the stairs from sidewall to sidewall.
They stopped and looked at me in surprise. “We’re not fighting.”
“Well then stop rough-housing!”
Pure innocence and a nanosecond of silence. “We’re not rough-housing!”
mmrrrph. I come by the marge simpson marge noise naturally it seems.
“What ARE you doing?
“Playing a word game.”
So I listen more closely to the sing song sounds under the swinging arms and headlocks.
My 4 yr old lisps “What do you get if you take a D off of Door?”
Big Bro “Oar! And What’s an Oar?” “A paddle”
4 yr old “and if you put an M on Oar what do you get?”
Why do all boy games need to be full contact?
I kicked them outside and they kept it up.