My crew was bashing each other as they rolled up the stairs from sidewall to sidewall.
They stopped and looked at me in surprise. “We’re not fighting.”
“Well then stop rough-housing!”
Pure innocence and a nanosecond of silence. “We’re not rough-housing!”
mmrrrph. I come by the marge simpson marge noise naturally it seems.
“What ARE you doing?
“Playing a word game.”
So I listen more closely to the sing song sounds under the swinging arms and headlocks.
My 4 yr old lisps “What do you get if you take a D off of Door?”
Big Bro “Oar! And What’s an Oar?” “A paddle”
4 yr old “and if you put an M on Oar what do you get?”
Why do all boy games need to be full contact?
I kicked them outside and they kept it up.
Coach Rapper’s comment on the video : “I wonder if the dogs would like that?”
I was going to write a whole paragraph, but that pretty much sums it up for me.